An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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