sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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