yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
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