Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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