Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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