Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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