is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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