:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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