Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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