his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
it was like eating out sand paper
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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