Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
she told me i tasted like america
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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