The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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