i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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