Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
