Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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