i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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