Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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