remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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