the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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