your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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