I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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