don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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