It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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