You can't special order awesome
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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