You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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