i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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