thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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