Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
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