I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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