Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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