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my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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