I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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