Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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