i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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