People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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