sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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