super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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