Who did Billy Mays play for?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
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