She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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