Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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