I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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