At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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