I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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