toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Drake has all the answers
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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