you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
