I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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