If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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