elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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