what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
