Dual....:-)
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Someone shattered a urinal.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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