Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
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