Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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