I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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