I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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