Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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