How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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