I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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